March 2012
Reblog this if you want someone to put a fictional...
Give me a number.
pleaseexcusethel3sbian:
1 → you are gorgeous. 2 → you are ugly. 3 → marry me ? 4 → i want a child with you. 5 → i hate you 6 → i love you. 7 → you are yummy 8 → please, die. 9 → i wanna fuck you. 10 → we should talk more.
nakedlobes:
Emarosa- Pretend, Relieve, Regret.
The differences between puberty. →
wowfunniestposts:
When girls go through puberty:
When boys go through puberty:
laugh trip
raindropsrunningthroughmyveins:
aishaneko:
...
When Monsters Inc 2 comes out in November. →
wowfunniestposts:
Little kids waiting in line:
‘Mommy I wanna be the first one to go in’
Me:
‘I’ve waited 11 god damn years for this, I will be going in first’
laugh trip
Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT DID THIS HAHAHAHA
Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
Me: They aren't strangers if we have the same OTP.
“I prefer by far the warmth and softness to mere brilliancy and coldness. Some...”
– Anaïs Nin (via philosophereyes)
Watchwaves-of-pure-emotion:
keepcalmandmosh:
YOU NEED TO WATCH THIS
I just watched it 20 times omg.
clitorisnt:
Citizen Cope- Let the Drummer Kick
